Dr. Lily Houghton and her brother MacGregor travel to Brazil in search of skipper willing to take them on a journey down the Amazon to find the legendary Tears of the Moon which have the power to cure illness, heal injuries and lift curses. The duo are being pursued by German Prince Joachim in his submarine, also looking for the Tears in order to help Germany win the war. Lily is able to convince Skipper Frank Wolff to lead them on their journey, though she will soon find out that there is more to Frank than she knows, including his own reasons for wanting to find the Tears of the Moon.
JJ tries to defend this movie but fails miserably. Mattson has an unfortunate incident with sauce. Javier is offended for everyone from Spain. Ian reveals his love of “Dad Jokes”.