Jurassic Park (1993)

If you don’t know the plot of Jurassic Park, what prehistoric rock have you been living under?! It’s a timeless tale of men bringing back ancient dinosaurs and then heavily regretting that decision while being chomped to little bits. This is the movie that started it all. John Hammond brings a group to his new dinosaur theme park to enjoy one of the most amazing displays of modern science. If you haven’t guessed by now, things go very, very wrong.

Javier’s bias is showing. Ian cracks all of the jokes. JJ just wants to know how these Dinosaurs are so clean. Mattson plays the trumpet…kind of.

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1 comment on “Jurassic Park (1993)

  1. Alec Burgess says:

    Oh man, boy have I been slacking lately but I had to jump on for this to point out the obvious. I can’t say I’m surprised that Javier gave Jurassic Park a “5” but I am surprised that nobody pointed out that Jurassic Park is essentially a kid friendly horror movie which means Javier’s favorite movie and I possibly think the only 5 rating he has given is a horror movie which he hates. Cool stuff, since Javier demands proof for everything allow me to provide it.

    The killer/murderer of the Jurassic Park is the Rex and the Raptors. Both, show up rather suddenly before killing and disappear shortly after only to reappear once again out of the blue (scene with the bathroom killing and saving Jeff Goldblum)

    Horror movies will usually let you know the killer is coming with music, Jurassic park let’s you know with the ripple of water that the Rex is coming.

    The group is split (Rex attack) several people die (lawyer, “clever girl” guy, Samuel L. Jackson) or are injured (Jeff Goldblum) before they are reunited, then the group is split again with the most vulnerable being divided from the main group (kids eating at the buffet when the raptors show up)

    There is always the one guy (Richard Attenborough) who insists everything is fine.

    People go looking for a fuse box by themselves ( Samuel L. Jackson) and then die.

    And as the cherry on top the black guy doesn’t survive.

    Boom, Jurassic Park is a horror film and Javier’s favorite movie of all time is a horror film.

    Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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